Neuroscientists: We don't really know what we're talking about either
Dudes, this is a great article. I have to save it here for
prosperity. I feel like I'm going to assign this as a "if you
understand this 'joke' you can pass this fMRI methods class" one day.
Along with this xkcd comic.
Only thing is, I'm not sure I think it's an April Fool's joke. I really do think it's a little too close to real life!